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1. Blood On The Dance Floor
(www.myspace.com/bloodonthedancefloor)
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2. Breathe Carolina
(www.myspace.com/breathecarolina)
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3. Black Veil Brides
(www.myspace.com/blackveilbrides )
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4. Bring Me The Horizon
(www.myspace.com/bmth)
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5. Brokencyde
(www.myspace.com/brokencyde)
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6. Confide
(www.myspace.com/confide)
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7. Dot Dot Curve
(www.myspace.com/dotdotcurve)
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8. Escape The Fate
(www.myspace.com/escapethefate)
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9. Family Force Five
(www.myspace.com/familyforce5 )
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10. Handshakes And High Fives
(www.myspace.com/handshakesandhighfives)
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11. Medic Droid
(www.myspace.com/themedicdroid)
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12. Scene Kidz
(http://www.myspace.com/scenekidzfolife)
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13. Forever The Sickest Kids
(www.myspace.com/foreverthesickestkids)
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14. The Cab
(www.myspace.com/thecab )
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15. The Maine
(www.myspace.com/themaine )
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16. The Devil Wears Prada
(www.myspace.com/tdwp )
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17. Tokio Hotel
( www.myspace.com/tokiohotel )
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18. Never Shout Never
Christopher Drew may fly solo, but his horrendous hairdo makes him list worthy! (www.myspace.com/nevershoutnever )
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19. Stereo Skyline
(www.myspace.com/stereoskyline )
Monday, August 30, 2010
Bands With Terrible Hair
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surely tokio hotel dont count, seen as the one with the worst hair looks like a maniquin. In fact is it a doll?
ReplyDeleteSerena, that's not a doll...and its a boy, who may or may not have a penis. I looked at your profile. There is a band you like that I've heard a lot about. Tell me about Florence and the Machine...
ReplyDeletewhen I feel completely frazzled (like I do today) this(#18) is how I imagine that I look. Having an 11 yr. old daughter can do that to a gal.
ReplyDeleteMs. Witch, I would like to imagine that your hair is completely out of the way and tied back w/o frazzle when you make Coca Cola cake. I'll have mine without pecans..sent to Philadelphia please?
ReplyDeleteLooks like a number of them go to the same hair stylist. So much for originality when they're all doing the comb forward with sweeping bangs and perhaps a few spikey pieces tucked away in the back. I only say this because I figure they were looking to be unique. I am definitely not one to talk about that with my pony tail day in day out. Hmm... perhaps this style is what is missing in my life. :)
ReplyDeleteHey you cant forget about the granddaddy of all bad hair. The Flock of Seagulls. OH YEAH. really guys can it possibly get worse than that?
ReplyDeletehttp://joelchrisman.blogspot.com/
This is common hair style for bands from 1990 to now
ReplyDeleteThese were all god awful, but I have to say that Never Shout Never was the worst.
ReplyDeleteCan we get hair and make up in here?! STAT!
ReplyDeleteThese bands would not suck so bad if they paid more attention to making music and not how much aqua net their hair can stand.
ReplyDeleteYeah I just cant believe "rock" has come to this??
ReplyDeleteVery nice!
ReplyDeleteYou know what this is mindblowingly reminiscent of? The horrible glam rock era and those hairstyles. It's almost uncanny. Can't wait for when this look becomes one of those "Aw fuck, I really did that?" looks.
ReplyDeleteIt's not really rock. I actually took the time to visit the myspace pages just to see if any talent was present...and sadly, unless you're looking for the soundtrack to an afterschool special on the love affair between two skateboarders or subscribe to the Hot Topic newsletter...its unlistenable ..all of it.
ReplyDeleteGlam Rock hair was awful...but glam rock was awesome, Bowie, T Rex, The Sweet, Nick Gilder, Mott the Hoople......all very talented.
ReplyDeleteNow Hair Metal is another story...for the most part..if your band had two xxs, or any doubling up of letters, and you knew more about Aqua net than melody, your band probably sukked bigg dixx.
This wave of asymetrically coiffed mall walkers is running very close to that hair metal era....style(if you want to define whats above as style) over substance....posters on the wall, street teams, and over made up tween girls at the shows wearing concert safe studded belts and wristbands. This is the target audience.
Todays rock is all about image. Sucks monkeyballs right? http://blogiato.blogspot.com/
ReplyDeleteAccording to you Kajagoogoo DOES have talent. I conclude you must either be high on LSD or you're hard of hearing.
ReplyDeleteI listen to every one of these bands and most of them have similar hair styles and have terrible hair, but I try to look past it
ReplyDeleteOK SO NEVERSHOUTNEVER come one HE IS THE BEST SINGER EVER and his hair, AMAZING i adore his do!
ReplyDeleteMr Detective, I call shite on your shite. I mentioned Kajagoogoo as having talent as a sarcastic comparison to all of these blown dry poofers...although "Too Shy" does have a great bass line.
ReplyDeleteIf you have any LSD please send it my way.
I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. Funny and depressing stuff. I can't believe you actually checked out all of the MySpace pages. That's a serious challenge, I mean look at Family Force Five... just look at them! I can't even imagine what they must sound like... actually I guess I can, since they all sound the same.
ReplyDeleteHalf of the bands you have listed look like they have stepped out of the hunger games by Suzanne Collins.... freakish. Maybe this is a sign that I am getting old..sheesh! And I'm not even 30 yet!
ReplyDeletehttp://waitingontheworldtochangeithinknot.blogspot.com/
absolutely terrible..
ReplyDeletekmusicforyou.blogspot.com
You have done a marvelous job! I am really inspired with your work.
ReplyDeleteWhen I saw Brokencyde on the list, I anticipated Scene Kidz and when I scrolled down, it was as if I'm psychic. Lol
ReplyDeleteThis is great by the way, no wonder you're a blog of note.
Do these people seriously think they look good? It's just as bad as the people in the industrial scene going for that militaristic look. It might be 'meh' every once in a while, but it becomes shit after too many times.
ReplyDeletelol.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha... no wait, hahahahahahahaha... and I thought the 80s was bad.
ReplyDeleteI know you didn't ask me, but check out our Florence & The Machine review, mate. They are really very good - http://yourzenmine.blogspot.com/2010/04/florence-machine-lungs.html
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Hey dude, im 17, and I love all those bands! Its just not your generation, so dont hate on them, its not there fault that they have awesome hair! And its not their fault that you're old and don't understand todays style :P I love your blog by the way :)
ReplyDeleteThat's not 'rock and roll', that's 'don't touch my hair and rollers!'
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