Monday, February 27, 2006

Show #30 : Top 30 Regrets

on our 30th show, we discussed our 30 biggest (or smallest) regrets. For the people who say "I have no regrets." Bullshit on you. Everybody does. You've got to really think about it. I'm sure you'll come up with some super meaningless ones like me, but its still fun, See, regrets are all about fun. Here's my top 10
1) Not finishing college. 80 credits, no degree
2) Running away when childhood friend Brian fell off of a fence in my yard and cracked his head open.
3) Not taking my great dog Blarney on more NYC walks during his last 2 years
4) Not accepting one offer from any of the 20 or so bands who wanted me to join them during my years in NYC.
5) Not seeing Robert Plant at the paramount Theatre in Oakland,CA this past November
6) Wasting so much time being depressed and unproductive following 2 crushing heartbreaks.
7) I regret every time I raise my voice and it hurts my wife's feelings.
8) Not continuing on with guitar lessons for the three times in my life that I've tried.
9) Not returning the advances of old VJ Tabitha Soren in a bar in Seattle in 1995.
10) Being known as " the king of blown opportunities" by my longtime circle of friends.

We each did fifteen, (Jefe and I)....I forget Jefe's list, but he did say....that beer, that last beer.

I'd love to hear some of yours...You can be anonymous if you think you can't handle it, just don't say something like, I regret ever listening to your show. That would hurt my feelings and I'll regret it later.

Here's My Pregnant Wife on a Recent Hike

She looks real good, huh? Now is about the only time she walks as slow as me on a hike. We stopped for burgers on the way. Posted by Picasa

This is my Glowing Seven Months Pregnant Wife

She looks great, doesn't she? Posted by Picasa

Monday, February 13, 2006

Show # 29: You are "Still Hungry"

On this show we discussed my trip to Cafe Graditude...the most vegan of vegan restaurants in San Francisco. Boy Howdy what a meal...not. But the presentation was like hippy dinner theatre and very poetic. Those vegans all talk in tones just above a whisper....whirling around, so happy to be chewing for at least 40 percent of their time spent on earth. I almost lost a tooth chewing on my bruschetta which was mostly nuts. As were most of the patrons at this place. I saw a couple of the waitresses on a smoke break. Way to go, Sunshine.

We discussed the Oscars, but you'll have to listen to the show for that discussion. My three fingers are tired from all of this typing. Love Ya, Mean It

Show # 28: Two Bad Apples , One Bad Ear

In this episode we talked about how my laptop bit the dust and how convenient it is when an entire cup of tea gets dumped on the scroll wheel of your ipod.......The laptop is still broken..and it had a file with all of the possible baby names on that made our day. As for the ipod ...I pick it up on wednesday. It cost me 140 dollars to fix......they're going for 130-150 dollars on ebay. So I'm a genius.
We also discussed my leaky ear. THAT still works, but it still leaks.
Kanye West that big dumb idiot was also discussed, he lost the grammy race that he really wanted, and that made me so happy that my ear stopped leaking for a while.