Monday, March 05, 2007

Items to be Sacrificed Part 4

Finally, these Furry clogs will never be found, worn or seen again when they are left behind during the next quake. They will be driven into the earth by tons of rubble and found by confused aliens 10000 years from now where they will be used in a curse on rival aliens from a nearby galaxy.

Items to be Sacrificed Part 3

During the next earthquake here, this dirty "cat mama" stuffed animal that acts as a surrogate mother for our "slow" cat will not only be left behind, I'll most likely burn it before we make our escape.

Items to be Sacrificed Part 2

This is item #2 which Pamela must sacrifice when the big one comes...her knee high puke brown knit MukLuks. I'm pretty sure these are the only pair in existence....lets hope and pray.

Sunday, March 04, 2007

Earthquake Preparation: Items To Be Sacrificed

We experienced a 4.3 earthquake here in San Fran this past week. It was the first one we truly "felt" since moving here in Oct 2004, as the room moved, bookshelves swayed and cats scattered. We freaked out and realized we are not at all prepared for an earthquake of significant magnitude, and need to get an Earthquake kit together. On The Seano and Jefe Show # 66. I read from a website that lists what should definitely be in your earthquake kit. I also decided to have a little fun and compiled a list of the things I will force Pamela to leave behind. Above in the following posts are pictures of those things discussed in detail on the show along with a brief description.

#1) The "Velvet Car Coat". A hideous long coat that Pamela wears from time to time. It looks like it was made from and old table cloth found in a box from the late 70s at a garage sale. She claims to get compliments about it all of the time.