12 Extremely Disappointing Facts About Popular Music
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1. Creed has sold more records in the US than Jimi Hendrix
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2. Led Zeppelin, REM, and Depeche Mode have never had a number one single, Rihanna has 10
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3. Ke$ha's “Tik-Tok” sold more copies than ANY Beatles single
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4. Flo Rida's “Low” has sold 8 million copies – the same as The Beatles' “Hey Jude”
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5. The Black Eyed Peas' “I Gotta Feeling” is more popular than any Elvis or Simon & Garfunkel song
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6. Celine Dion's “Falling Into You” sold more copies than any Queen, Nirvana, or Bruce Springsteen record
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7. Same with Shania Twain's “Come On Over”
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8. Katy Perry holds the same record as Michael Jackson for most number one singles from an album
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9. Barbra Streisand has sold more records (140 million) than Pearl Jam, Johnny Cash, and Tom Petty combined
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10. People actually bought Billy Ray Cyrus' album “Some Gave All…” 20 million people. More than any Bob Marley album
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11. The cast of “Glee” has had more songs chart than the Beatles
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12. This guy exists.
That is all.
The world is full of shit and puke.
We're all stepping in it .
Looked at this list the other night and as the gag reflex was about to kick in, I had to stop and laugh. All of the contemporary "artists" that are named are shit. When flung at the side of tall, well built structure (represented by Jimi, the Beatles, etc.) they only stick for a short time and then dry up and blow away. The building remains. The Black Eyed Peas and the others create "product" for people who don't really like music. Soon they will fade away and I don't expect that anyone will be giving them a second thought in a couple of years, let alone 40 years. As I always say, Shit: 50 Million flies can't be wrong.
ReplyDeletethe girls sure are pretty....oh wait that is justin...sorry LOL
ReplyDeleteThanks, Seano. I was having a good day till I saw this, now I feel sick.
ReplyDeleteold people are always contemptuous of the next generation's music. For proof of this, see above.
ReplyDeleteyou got a point anon but this for the most part is some real drizzle, music wise!
ReplyDeleteThanks. Now I have (another) night of hard drink in store for me. Also, there's a typo here.
ReplyDelete8. Katy Perry holds the same record as Michael Jackson for most number one singles from an album
Should actually read:
8. Katy Perry's enormous cans hold the same record as Michael Jackson for most number one singles from an album