Items to be Sacrificed Part 4

Finally, these Furry clogs will never be found, worn or seen again when they are left behind during the next quake. They will be driven into the earth by tons of rubble and found by confused aliens 10000 years from now where they will be used in a curse on rival aliens from a nearby galaxy.

Items to be Sacrificed Part 3

During the next earthquake here, this dirty "cat mama" stuffed animal that acts as a surrogate mother for our "slow" cat will not only be left behind, I'll most likely burn it before we make our escape.

Items to be Sacrificed Part 2

This is item #2 which Pamela must sacrifice when the big one comes...her knee high puke brown knit MukLuks. I'm pretty sure these are the only pair in existence....lets hope and pray.

Earthquake Preparation: Items To Be Sacrificed

We experienced a 4.3 earthquake here in San Fran this past week. It was the first one we truly "felt" since moving here in Oct 2004, as the room moved, bookshelves swayed and cats scattered. We freaked out and realized we are not at all prepared for an earthquake of significant magnitude, and need to get an Earthquake kit together. On The Seano and Jefe Show # 66. I read from a website that lists what should definitely be in your earthquake kit. I also decided to have a little fun and compiled a list of the things I will force Pamela to leave behind. Above in the following posts are pictures of those things discussed in detail on the show along with a brief description.

#1) The "Velvet Car Coat". A hideous long coat that Pamela wears from time to time. It looks like it was made from and old table cloth found in a box from the late 70s at a garage sale. She claims to get compliments about it all of the time.

Reunion Fever

This year will be chock full of Rock and Roll reunions. And the summer tour schedule is ripe with 50-60 year old men who have something yet to prove or just want to cash in. Here's a partial list
1) The Police- Sting gets off his high boring horse to commemorate 30 years in the biz with an appearance at the Grammy Awards this Sunday . I'm sure they will do a medley that will no doubt include Roxanne and Every Breath You Take. I'd love to hear So Lonely and Born in the Fifties. A tour has not been announced but Andy and Stewart need the bread because Sting owns most of the publishing.

2) Van Halen - This is by far the most puzzling reunion because after all these years, we get Diamond Dave on the mic but no Michael Anthony strutting around in an orange jumpsuit thumping the Jack Daniels bass. Eddie shut him out of it all in favor of his fat teenage son Wolfgang. VH fans scratch their heads everywhere. Eddie just smokes another cig thru his cancerous tongue and fingertaps his way to the summer shed prize money. DLR better not try to fit into the fringed white spandex and the cowhide chaps. Hes almost 60.

3) Black Sabbath with Ronnie James Dio.---Yeah! I love Ozzy, but Dio still has it at age 65! Heaven and Hell it is being called most likely because Sharon got her tits in a tiff. The Mob Rules is one of the most ferocious metal tunes of all time and I cannot wait to hear it live. Mr. Dio will flash his devil horns thru 3 albums worth of material. Dehumanizer anyone?

4) Genesis-This one is not getting as much press as the others and that is most likely because Phil Collins just pissed alot of his fans off by phoning in Disney (s)hits for the last decade. I will most likely not be in attendance because they couldn't get Pete Gabriel to come out of the forest to join the tour. Besides that's too many shiny bald heads on one stage.

5) Speaking of bald heads...Billy Corgan and Jimmy Chamberlain are making an album. Disinterested James Iha and rehabilitated D'arcy are not invited. Lets hope Billy brings the fucking guitars again and leaves Flood and his sequencers at home. He still has the ability to rock many worlds in one place.

Rage against the Machine and Crowded House are reuniting as well. I could not care less. Tom Morello is the most over rated guitarist of all time and I'm all Zach-ed out.

See you in the expensive seats this summer!