More, More, More (how do you like it)

These are all floating around my crystal balled semi- hallucinogenic anticipatory hype/ wishlist for 2013. My future ( and yours,should we choose to accept it)  looks amazeballs....

More More More

of a non- perspiratory existence with the obligatory small stuff/ having those final eight more hours with Walter White/ of what Josh Homme has up his gifted sleeves/ Rube Goldberg machines/ who the fuck is directing the new Star Wars movie/ removal of training wheels(metaphorically and no)/ deep cuts on the spring Soundgarden tour/ vast improvements in voice texting / Sound City!/ background checks/ an oasis called Obamacare/ parkour fails/ virtual cupcakes/ of the 50th state/ listening not hearing/ reading not skimming/ purple states?/ Rainbow Ribbons/ critics who've gigged/ knocking on(down)(through) the door of the elusive truth/ upgrading my bullshit filter/ Adventure Time!!(real AND animated)/ of anything that has to do with Austin TX/ Man of Steel in June/ World War Z in June/Sin City in October/ Anonymous vs. anybody/ The Kurt Cobain Documentary/ anti-snoring technology/using reclaimed wood and pissing off lumberjacks/ WHITE WALKERS!/ Rebuilding the Jersey Shore/demolishing "The Jersey Shore"/ mermaids/ Atoms For Peace/The real return of Beck/ a Son's first guitar lesson...../ More...of less.

(Much, Much) Less Continued

This should be your resolution :  Less.......

Housewives / Pokes/ Bud Lite Commercials/ Skrillex appearances at festivals/ Viral videos with allegedly cute domestic animals/cliffs/valleys/ "amazeballs"/ spanx/ Beliebers/ pregnancy press coverage/ Gronk/ Norquist/ Hefner/Trump/Jenner/ Boo Boo/ Boenertears and tantrums/ Swift faux surprise/ Kimye/ bangs/ Pitbull(2 legs)/ Pitbull (4 legs)/ "who are you wearing?"/ handlebar mustaches/ striped tanktops/ grown men wearing docksiders/ east coast hurricanes/ Mindi Kaling/ pageant moms/teen moms/tan moms/ 8- bit anything/ tollbooths/surcharges/ subpar hip hop endorsed bright colored headphones/ corn and soybeans/ one person shooter video games/one person who shoots/ Fred and Michael Phelps/ birthers and/or breeders/ Vampire weekdays and Vampire Weekend/ circling the drain for Superhero movies/ planking/ Joseph Gordon Levitt/Carly Rae Jepsen/ Bromances/ Superfoods/ Kidz Bop/ J Pop/ bald action heroes/ dancing supermodels/ Suburbia/ "Jeah"/ YOLO/ "redonkculous"/ "legitimate rape"/ meggings/ vajazzle/ canoodle/ Leo Decaprio+ Marty Scorsese/ self- proclaimed somalliers/ The Golf Channel/ metermaids/ commercials featuring DJs/ dark chocolate/ "ginormous"/ duos/ Arizona/ Kevin Smith,Hart and James/Dora and Diego/ EDM/TMZ/ KKK/NRA/OPP/ GBV/ sloths/ guitar face/ unibrows/ ALL CAPS/Apple Maps/ Pinterest Cupcakes/ Hoodies/ "Lil anything"/ Basketball felons/ Stephen Colbert/ vest rock/ trilogies/ coconut water/autobiographies from musicians with one album to their name/ Fun/ Betty Fucking White/ Rebecca Black/ Blue Ivy/ 90s Nostalgia/ fibromyalgia/ who cares about My Bloody Valentine/ this track "featuring" that artist/ How You Met Your Mother/ child stars who find god/ Florida and Flo Rida/ Zynga/