Circle Of Fits: Bands with Terrible Hair

I will return to serious rock journalism soon, I promise. I'll have reviews of new or recent releases from Danzig, Night Horse, Dead Confederate, Early Man and Alain Johannes. I'm researching material for an interesting list of the Top 15 secret weapons(band members) of rock.

But see, we're all still on summer vacation, with one week remaining before we go back to rock school so lets stay silly for a short time more, maybe put the kids to bed early with a little benadryl in their ice cream, invite some friends over for some beer bong contests in your living room while you watch The Song Remains The Same for the 7,000,000th time, repeating the Bonzo drum solo over and over.

From Buzzfeed.com, I found this awesome article on Bands With Terrible Hair. Unlike A Flock of Seagulls, The Plasmatics and Kajagoogoo, these kids have No Talent Whatsoever. I bet they all have stylists, though. I bet the thought balloon straight from the mind of the stylist goes something like this...."Hmm, I think we'll do a smidge of windblown skaterat, add a little half gelled mulletude and some goth dutchboy meets dull scissors...then go roll in a dumpster and viola!"

Every band on the sensitive faux-screamo side of Warped Tour....below for your pleasure.