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Monday, August 30, 2010

Bands With Terrible Hair




Randomizing!

 I will return to serious rock journalism soon, I promise. I'll have reviews of  new or recent releases from Danzig, Night Horse, Dead Confederate, Early Man and Alain Johannes. I'm researching  material for an interesting list of the Top 15 secret weapons(band members) of rock. 

But see, we're all still on summer vacation, with one week remaining before we go back to  rock school so lets stay silly for a short time more, maybe put the kids to bed early with a little benadryl in their ice cream, invite some friends over for some beer bong contests in your living room while you watch The Song Remains The Same for the 7,000,000th time, repeating the Bonzo drum solo over and over.

From Buzzfeed.com,  I found this awesome article on  Bands With Terrible Hair. Unlike A Flock of Seagulls, The Plasmatics and Kajagoogoo, these kids have No Talent Whatsoever. I bet they all have stylists, though.  I bet the thought balloon straight from the mind of the stylist goes something like this...."Hmm, I think we'll do a smidge of windblown skaterat, add a little half gelled mulletude and some goth dutchboy meets dull scissors...then go roll in a dumpster and viola!"

  Every band on the sensitive faux-screamo side of Warped Tour....below for your pleasure.

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  • 1. Blood On The Dance Floor

    (www.myspace.com/bloodonthedancefloor)

  • 2. Breathe Carolina

    (www.myspace.com/breathecarolina)

  • 3. Black Veil Brides

    (www.myspace.com/blackveilbrides )

  • 4. Bring Me The Horizon

    (www.myspace.com/bmth)

  • 5. Brokencyde

    (www.myspace.com/brokencyde)

  • 6. Confide

    (www.myspace.com/confide)

  • 7. Dot Dot Curve

    (www.myspace.com/dotdotcurve)

  • 8. Escape The Fate

    (www.myspace.com/escapethefate)

  • 9. Family Force Five

    (www.myspace.com/familyforce5 )

  • 10. Handshakes And High Fives

    (www.myspace.com/handshakesandhighfives)

  • 11. Medic Droid

    (www.myspace.com/themedicdroid)

  • 12. Scene Kidz

    (http://www.myspace.com/scenekidzfolife)

  • 13. Forever The Sickest Kids

    (www.myspace.com/foreverthesickestkids)

  • 14. The Cab

    (www.myspace.com/thecab )

  • 15. The Maine

    (www.myspace.com/themaine )

  • 16. The Devil Wears Prada

    (www.myspace.com/tdwp )

  • 17. Tokio Hotel

    ( www.myspace.com/tokiohotel )

  • 18. Never Shout Never

    Christopher Drew may fly solo, but his horrendous hairdo makes him list worthy! (www.myspace.com/nevershoutnever )

  • 19. Stereo Skyline

    (www.myspace.com/stereoskyline )
Posted by Seano at 7:08 PM
Labels: Bands with Terrible Hair, Scenes From A Mall, WTF Hair

30 comments:

  1. Serena7:20 PM

    surely tokio hotel dont count, seen as the one with the worst hair looks like a maniquin. In fact is it a doll?

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  2. Seano7:59 PM

    Serena, that's not a doll...and its a boy, who may or may not have a penis. I looked at your profile. There is a band you like that I've heard a lot about. Tell me about Florence and the Machine...

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  3. A Kitchen Witch8:30 PM

    when I feel completely frazzled (like I do today) this(#18) is how I imagine that I look. Having an 11 yr. old daughter can do that to a gal.

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  4. Seano8:35 PM

    Ms. Witch, I would like to imagine that your hair is completely out of the way and tied back w/o frazzle when you make Coca Cola cake. I'll have mine without pecans..sent to Philadelphia please?

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  5. Leah Mraz9:41 PM

    Looks like a number of them go to the same hair stylist. So much for originality when they're all doing the comb forward with sweeping bangs and perhaps a few spikey pieces tucked away in the back. I only say this because I figure they were looking to be unique. I am definitely not one to talk about that with my pony tail day in day out. Hmm... perhaps this style is what is missing in my life. :)

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  6. Anonymous9:43 PM

    Hey you cant forget about the granddaddy of all bad hair. The Flock of Seagulls. OH YEAH. really guys can it possibly get worse than that?
    http://joelchrisman.blogspot.com/

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  7. Meb10:21 PM

    This is common hair style for bands from 1990 to now

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  8. Kaleena J.10:28 PM

    These were all god awful, but I have to say that Never Shout Never was the worst.

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  9. Anonymous11:14 PM

    Can we get hair and make up in here?! STAT!

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  10. DM21:07 AM

    These bands would not suck so bad if they paid more attention to making music and not how much aqua net their hair can stand.

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  11. Pedal Off The Pounds1:32 AM

    Yeah I just cant believe "rock" has come to this??

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  12. Anonymous6:15 AM

    Very nice!

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  13. MrIndieDay6:28 AM

    You know what this is mindblowingly reminiscent of? The horrible glam rock era and those hairstyles. It's almost uncanny. Can't wait for when this look becomes one of those "Aw fuck, I really did that?" looks.

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  14. Seano8:47 AM

    It's not really rock. I actually took the time to visit the myspace pages just to see if any talent was present...and sadly, unless you're looking for the soundtrack to an afterschool special on the love affair between two skateboarders or subscribe to the Hot Topic newsletter...its unlistenable ..all of it.

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  15. Seano8:54 AM

    Glam Rock hair was awful...but glam rock was awesome, Bowie, T Rex, The Sweet, Nick Gilder, Mott the Hoople......all very talented.

    Now Hair Metal is another story...for the most part..if your band had two xxs, or any doubling up of letters, and you knew more about Aqua net than melody, your band probably sukked bigg dixx.

    This wave of asymetrically coiffed mall walkers is running very close to that hair metal era....style(if you want to define whats above as style) over substance....posters on the wall, street teams, and over made up tween girls at the shows wearing concert safe studded belts and wristbands. This is the target audience.

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  16. SpinningJim12:42 PM

    Todays rock is all about image. Sucks monkeyballs right? http://blogiato.blogspot.com/

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  17. Anonymous12:53 PM

    According to you Kajagoogoo DOES have talent. I conclude you must either be high on LSD or you're hard of hearing.

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  18. Jade7:34 PM

    I listen to every one of these bands and most of them have similar hair styles and have terrible hair, but I try to look past it

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  19. pottergirl238:33 PM

    OK SO NEVERSHOUTNEVER come one HE IS THE BEST SINGER EVER and his hair, AMAZING i adore his do!

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  20. Seano8:51 PM

    Mr Detective, I call shite on your shite. I mentioned Kajagoogoo as having talent as a sarcastic comparison to all of these blown dry poofers...although "Too Shy" does have a great bass line.

    If you have any LSD please send it my way.

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  21. Kev D.12:18 PM

    I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. Funny and depressing stuff. I can't believe you actually checked out all of the MySpace pages. That's a serious challenge, I mean look at Family Force Five... just look at them! I can't even imagine what they must sound like... actually I guess I can, since they all sound the same.

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  22. Unknown1:54 PM

    Half of the bands you have listed look like they have stepped out of the hunger games by Suzanne Collins.... freakish. Maybe this is a sign that I am getting old..sheesh! And I'm not even 30 yet!
    http://waitingontheworldtochangeithinknot.blogspot.com/

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  23. josh8:41 PM

    absolutely terrible..

    kmusicforyou.blogspot.com

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  24. M Ahmed4:07 AM

    You have done a marvelous job! I am really inspired with your work.

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  25. Silver1:24 PM

    When I saw Brokencyde on the list, I anticipated Scene Kidz and when I scrolled down, it was as if I'm psychic. Lol

    This is great by the way, no wonder you're a blog of note.

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  26. Xanos5:23 AM

    Do these people seriously think they look good? It's just as bad as the people in the industrial scene going for that militaristic look. It might be 'meh' every once in a while, but it becomes shit after too many times.

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  27. Anonymous6:13 AM

    lol.

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  28. YourZenMine8:21 PM

    Hahahahahaha... no wait, hahahahahahahaha... and I thought the 80s was bad.

    I know you didn't ask me, but check out our Florence & The Machine review, mate. They are really very good - http://yourzenmine.blogspot.com/2010/04/florence-machine-lungs.html

    YourZ

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  29. Jessica11:29 PM

    Hey dude, im 17, and I love all those bands! Its just not your generation, so dont hate on them, its not there fault that they have awesome hair! And its not their fault that you're old and don't understand todays style :P I love your blog by the way :)

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  30. Unknown7:44 PM

    That's not 'rock and roll', that's 'don't touch my hair and rollers!'

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