Show # 40 : Breastfeeding and Blender

Yes, I finally went to breastfeeding class with my wife and it wasn't that bad. I got to see some video of strange milk filled boobies hanging down to several ladies knees and I took vigorous notes. We learned that initially each feeding lasts 30 or 40 minutes and you have to alternate boobs. No wonder those nips get all cut and chafed. That's a lot of eating! There's a variety of products for women with "problem Boobs" like the nipple shell which turns that inverted nipple frown upside down! Sadly , a woman's breast will return to its former size a short while after breastfeeding starts. You see! I'm an expert now. Although all my life I've been sort of a breast man and this breastfeeding thing is most likely going to slightly alter that . But its the best thing we can do for little Huckle, Straw, Dingle or whatever he or she's name will be.

Show #37

We've all done ridiculous things to win the affections of a certain someone we fancy, and on this show we air it out. We titled the segment "The top three stupid things we did to get laid", but in my case, I didn't even score with two out of the three ladies. Here's my abbreviated list.

1) Wrote at least 20 haikus tailored to the conversations I had with a co-worker, slipped them under her office door. Results: nada.
2) Asked a co-worker to teach me how to make pasta and sauce as an excuse to meet her at her apartment for a "cooking lesson". Result: she actually thought I wanted to learn how to cook pasta and shunned my advances. I went home with some cold limp linguini of my own.
3) I sang a Doors song (Love Me Two Times) in a girls ear after trying to get further during a make-out session in suburbia somewhere. This girl had been sort of a groupie to the cover band I was in at the time and once mentioned to me that she thought I looked like Jim Morrison. Result: She loved me once, not twice right there on the lawn.


Jefe, being the suave linguist that he is has a much better record than I, but you'll just have to listen to the show to hear his. Please comment here with your own stupidity of the amorous kind.

Baby Bump, Baby's Room

Its Getting pretty close now...were in the 7 1/2 month. Here's the bump, and a few shots of what I've done to the nursery.....

 

Show# 33: 25 Classic Rock Songs We Never Need to Hear Again

Show #33 contained a discussion of the 25 classic rock songs we never need to hear again. Since jefe and I both did a list , we came up with fifty. I am not typing them all in, thats for damn sure, but here's a list of the top 10 from Seano...
Seano
1) Touch of Grey- G. Dead
2)Oye Como Va- Santana
3) Taking Care of Business- BTO
4) Jet Airliner-Steve Miller
5) Down on the Corner-CCR
6)Old Time Rock and Roll- Bob Seger
7)Beast of Burden-Rolling Stones
8) Light my Fire-The Doors
9) Blinded by the Light -Manfred Mann
10) Come on Eileen- Dexy's Midnight Runners

Jefe
1) Never Been any Reason-Head East
2) American Girl-Tom Petty
3) Margaritaville-Jimmy Buffett
4) Bohemian Rhapsody-Queen
5) Crocodile Rock-Elton John
6) Walk The Line- Johnny cash
7) Tainted Love- Soft Cell
8) Respect- Aretha Franklin
9) Dock of the Bay- Otis Redding
10) Walk This Way-Aerosmith

Not too many suprises there..Check out the show as we tear into many more. I made a note that my Top 5 Had 4 Bay area bands and I was not even aware of it, until after the list was done.
I'd love for anyone out there to add to this list. Please add your own in a reply... maybe we could get a petition going to send to Clear Channel. maybe people should all have mp3 players or satellite so they can put bad radio to bed forever.

Show# 31: The Interview Show

This show was realllyyy lonnnng, but here's your reward. A picture of the media shy Seano and Jefe at a Grateful Dead show in late June, 1988. GG, Jefe's brother , is in the middle.

I had no idea where I was, but eventually found Jerry, er, Jefe sulking in the beer line.
GG still looks the same(damn him), while I cut a pound of hair off and Jefe went gray.As for GG, I wouldn't be suprised if he still has that poncho.