Friday, May 08, 2009

Love to Love You Baby

I love Courtney Love....her music, not so much although I thought America's Sweetheart was pretty good. I also Liked the album that Kurt Cobain wrote for her, I think it was called Live through This. Lately she's more famous for her internet rambling/beautiful babble that goes from non sequitirs sprinkled with a shorthand indecipherable rave about nobody you know to just plain hate speak and legalese.

She's gifted somewhere in there...or at least entertaining or certifiable..

Try this one on for size found recently on The Velvet Rope website..its a long read, but you'll feel either buzzed, gacked or hungover after reading it. Or just scratchin' yer noggin.

"well i shpuldbe asleep
went to Booksoup and grabbed alot of books long gone ... imhaving abnned from ebay moment cos i tried to pretend iwas imna french flea ,arket and bought some french flea market things ( oooh they love thier ytiaras and crowns ebay store PARIS COUTURE is nuts shes a little spendy but has exquisute taste in crowns, its like a Catholic thing have you seen the boots Panos designed for Givenchy ? M..< Christ ugh igh ugh Mandy Moore ick the thoufghg of her sticking her toungue downthat filthy hatch...i might as well go watch "Hostelle" ill feel better), ick, dirty sheets, ick no toothbrush, smelly ass, ick i LOATHE that guy, ivehad my fair share of fights with artists, i mean Kathleen :Black Card" Horowitz OOPS did i tell a big secret? you mean ypou didmnt KNPW she had a HUGE bunch of property? a Centurion card and summers in the Hamptons? oops...well lets just pretend shes Julie ruin, listen man if you just khanded 90,000 people thier asses and were good anough to respecdt your elders and letthem have ab opening slot on an old alt tour, and they were so rude they put that witch on mystage THERE IS NO STRONGER DRUG THAN ADRENILINE and fucking a i know that, ive been like the mother who can lift up three cars to get my child from out undert for years , ussuaully around this time at night ,morning too. and your all sweaty and adrenilised, and smarky snarky says the nastiest thing to you and throws CANDY in yoruface youd giveher one in theface.

People i would hit if i saw them

Lynn Hirschberg

Ryan Adams

thats really it,. i cantthink of anyone i truly hate except gross small cocked disgys=usting Barber and all the cpas, and lawyers, hitthem? Nope i got me alwyer and hes a MOTHERFUCKER , its a good thing too cos i have a book called 1001 books to read before you die, and i couldnt take a life but uc ould easily geta gun from walmart and knee say Azoff in front of his family for "owning" "Dollhead" publishing or Collatorising Billions in property with Kurts Estate, am looking at a 70k BMI check ti me that went two weeks ago to Feldstien only at 10100 santa monica i 411d all the businesses there, and none exist, oi. Moises Cobain? whats next ? Yahweh? herbert?

anyway other than the very simple factthat [laying power pop with Billy Joe was the social highlight of my month, no one half hour at Cochella with Eli that Basterd was really real;ly fun too, je adore, im basically dealing with 20 years of shit that HASNT been stoeln bveing dumped in this house at one time, i mean a shoe here a tiara there, itrs like an Oprah clutter person but its all exquisute clutter,

theres no junque the sheets are all Frette or Pratesi and the "shit" is all cool,

the books i got today were alot of Logadadaphile type booksm Rustynuts@twitter * Russell Brand) my sweet boy has got me thinking of writing a book, i mean a really simple book no kiss and tell, i dont do that, but just the truth, i read a first draft if teh script and well, If Jim Brooks and Cameron Crowe tell youebnought imes youyrtehbest writer in town and then you were THERE shouldnbt i be writing my own shit, he has me cutting picsa of skinny models outof magazines? HUH? i wrote PORN FROM THE &)S ESP BONDAGE< BIG BUSHES w SHAKESPEARE QUOTES. im really excellent at music cues i think Camerons better and QTs no slouch, i wonder what it would be like to direct, to be honest id have to be so in love with someone to direct them and Gwyneth Kate Paltrow Martin is the onl;y person i can think of whose got seriously great chops and i could sustain 18 monthsof my life staring at her on an Avid,

well its a LONG ASSED way off, Theres a new book By Roja Dove the British "nose" on Perfume, so let me explain i am obsessed, seriously i love CB ihate perfume, i love the history of perfume, i love reading about Voil de Nuit and wondering what that smelled like or Emmmaruade before they took the ingrediants and made them shit, i lvoe remmebering seeing ambergris just some whale puke for cuttle fish and squid beaks on the water in Florence Ore, and wondering what civet really smells like i love layering posionous perfumes, Chris Borius has to make me some Daphne ots all enfluerage as it only grows a few weeks a year ina shrub, Enfluerage is the pld school way where one covers the glass with tallow and a thin layer of fat , the women and men in Grasse mostly get up at 3am and they pick Jasmine like hell, cos as the sun comes up the oil dries, and they throw it on the huge vat of glass trays and close thvat for 3 days then they do it again and again and again,

the nwehnthefat is so saturated, its called Pommade, and they take alchol to seperate the oil from the fat, then heat that, so thats all thats left is the dram of Jasmine - in sf years ago my friend maries dad wqasa smugller oh btw theres some insane russian person selling old old maniacaally cheap emeralds and rosecut victroian diamonds 20 cts and 40 cts and shit pon ebya Jewelry 4 Less. its flawed., and youre NOT?

the rings arent so great butits like someone took aparta taj majhal of victorian mine diamonds, and made massive rubies and chanbdelier dianonds out of them for dammed cheap, anyway, Maries dad smu=gkled diamonds Rubies Animals Gold Ingots and nothing was ever this preciosu than this test tube of Jasmine, if your a "Nose" you have to learn about 3000 scents in yoyurhead to recall and the Jasmine enfluertage has over 3000 ionides - adelydes just in it, so you can callin tehsharper part of the duller part or the golden shimmering part and build it on narcissus and heliotrope wich is no longer enflueraged wich of course makes me mad for it or honetsuckle theres edible and there is enflouraged poisnous and there is no more of it being made ever, this fucking Jasmine was gonna get maries dad KILLED i thinkhe had six or so he was running to hid ein Mill Valley and gave us one test tube this is when we were ina heavy assed "Amadeus" phase i mean like we sw that film 2x a day in SF, and we put it on ourselvesm, nothing much, BUT like orris its got mysteries remember i mentioned ORRIS

Orris is an insane alchemic group of moves i feel like an Orris sometimes andthen i read the description of my perfume Fracas and i laughed so hard it is SO what people think iof my goddammed persona

so some insane persontakes an Iris ( poisonous i only like poisonous scents for some reaqson)Rhizome strips it of leaves flowers and bulbs and sicks it ona shelf for 4 fucking YEARS and then some other or the dsame p[erson takes the "stone" down and sticks it ina lchohol abnothwr THREE years and opens the sto[pper and smells a vaguely powdery scent and this goddamed alchemist then puta single dro[[et of Mai Rose in it, and the whole place went off like a bomb its got so much complexity but pone could never have guesssed it, its got so much carbality and stays in the heart and the baseand the deep base of a p[erfume., i whored out for a while on Penhaligons Bluebell whose top note is actually Galbumum i know Galbumum w no carrier bit i wouldnt have recognised this its so well made, Freesia will not give up its scent nor will cherry blossoms, not will lily of the valley so anyone who thinks zMuguet is anythingbut a ton of syntehics youre wrong and synethics are great i have smelled mens clogne from before synthetics vanillan and etc, at Tryfitta nd Hill they suck, i decided by the time i was 11 i was gpig to have MY perfume and NOONE else was allowed to werar it ever, so o have called ms Roja Dove and ordered insane new CB acccortds hes doing a Metamorphis series, i like layering Tobacco on AMyryllis Belladonna on top of Ylang Ylang third wash the weaker enfluerage coas i loathe ylang ylang its suppiosed to be so sexy whenever a womens wearing it ugh i can tell and iw anna run, oh yeah and i do love Boudoir youc anget in teh Uk bt=y DameViv , Joe her son told me the Agent si meant to smell like Pussy ....once you smellthe top of coriander you can tell he meant it,

ina van tour way

and also Kate ms Moss is wearing Bluebell lately and yes i too love Ossie and Thea and in fact my dealer the lastthing ineed rifghtnow is clothing bvut she swore to me she had found some Ziegfeld Follies girls estates and i had to see thiis she didnt just find any folly girl she foudn :LILY FUCKING LANGTRYS ESTATE< no uypcycplyng here,! christ i have never seen sucvh exquisite fabrics and beading and handmade lace people went bloind making this stuff, i went to the Cicada club last night where its all 20s world and am getting this little house Chaplin built near the studio so we can make clothes there but there willbeno upcycling of the worths and Vionettes and Poirets of Langrty! theresa massive BAT imsenidng to my friend inthe uk Julian a vat she usecd as a V neck this was spomeone i have always been totally obsessed with, and to be dancing inher clothes some old 20s dance was a treat and now i had the boots replicated theseteensy liuttle boots of gloria swansons big as my palm of silver lame tie up, and have a golden coat with beatiful pailettes on it, i swear i never willlook at anything else conmspumtively we move tomorrow or the next day ill take my clkothes i want to the new house just alot of Rick Owens and Givenchya nd some MJ and then pout my abtique piueces and Bucol and SOlstiss and robbons and Passimeterie nd cocardes and corserty@etsy stuff in there and wait for PIPA WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!!!!

anyway thats an orris an unexpected piece of alchemy that noone knew was coming, and the Jersey Lilys lamne tobe is wrapped aroudn me now i asked Beinhorn to s=describe this album now and he said

Gothic Fleetwood Mac. okay i thought it was mayvete wall since hemade me listent o so much earlya nd later Floyd, i found a jewel too Nick Caves lyric books and i foudn a secret old blues song that blew me away , its so secret that im not telling anyone about it, i wrote amnd wrote abput narcissus and hyacinth and heliotrope woch beatsthe hellout of writing about Jacksonville,

I did see [ictures of Karen Elsons new Nashville Vinatge store and went bananas, but it dodnt seem, they were sending anythigni love Shrimtoncouture.coma nd i justsent those kids from Gibbous thiet first stuff ididnt send them the jets and the lames and the chiffons quite i sent them some, next order iw illsend them the exquisites theres seriously moiutains intarps of 20 feet by 30 feet of stuff here it all revolves around a vision board i created using only b;ack blues greys and golds and a Prellle fabric theyw ere makingteh Dauphines cloths back inversailles andtheystill make one yard a day, theres a fabric of clouds shot withs ilver and another called benedictus im sort of completely obssesed with that and rose Tralows Celtic knot chair and ybigebondy bed and my books and im konked im not a hetr i just loathetheidea of howmyuchny daughter was suffering while ryan # zimmerman@ adams ate his fatface off at Nobu and im lookinginto his poirperty, ihave a gut feeling thatbarbers so desperate to know anyone in m usic at this point no wthat hes in gainesvile and justa total land developer usong my daughters trust and me and kurts estate as collatiral that he may have bouht adams its the thought that the sad fucker is bought that makes me sick if the Black Book guy wants to know why i ignore your calls now you do, yopur resident alien freak cdirty pants shitbag makes me ill/

but ohterwise i love everyone,. imnopt sayong youknwo the foo foghters are so excellent, cos theyre kinda boring i wa explainign to FB whos aid HOw SOonIS Now was her fabvorute first song *( awww she is related to me!) about :Leonard since i hear Coachella audiences didnt get GOD i eman Cohen, speaking of godlike genius why are Jagger and a Marley son and Joss STone and Davwe stewart wgo has the most mindblowing guitar i have ever played ever ever, and i like him tons, what are they doing?

have you veen to cooco de mer and smelled thate cleccita hat has a pinkpepper and vetover top and allthe rest is one phermone that swiss clinicians fpudb thatstuff is isnane, its wierdly effective,

love to my friends, id love ot hear himan c=voiuces i amn inthw studioo every night its getting closer getting closer. youw illnot rec ognise one song sio dont gogettingall demotiis on me, it rocks so hard, Mickop has becoems a MAN even tho hes a MAN WHORE< as long as hes spunly withthat 68 reissue iu dotncare if hes onCrazy Gril 19.

olay lods were all just little Orris rhizonmes waiting for a drop of rare enflureageim gpoign to read HEAT now, and then the Guardiana nd sleep i have [ro,mises tpo keep and miles to gobefore i sleep.

peace to the freaks and junkiea and fags and loonies and nutbags and poeple whod ont hurt others, the rest of you, as Ms Dunaway said to me the forst day i was ona film set ( MommyDearest) GETTHAT GIRL OUT OF MYEYELINE!

love you kiddles, smell my wrists youllconme back for more im going to jumop inmy massive ebodny bed and think of Pasnos boots and Pipa gettingher ass here and Julians face when he sees this bat and FIELDING !!!!! ypuhave a HUUUGE sunset blvdposter motherfucker. and ROTH this WEEK or im coming OVER i can walk fromt he new house and id ammed well will, avid or not,

;ove to myfriends andto my one day tpo be friends'


MJ so did youhave a BLASSST?"

Man, I had a blast.....I need a shower and a zanax ...have a good weekend.

Answers for the "Why" song quiz will be posted far, wifey is in the lead with 7 right.

Gotta go see Mastodon tonight and review the show as well...should clear up my dual ear infection no problemo.............see ya, wouldn't want to be ya.......

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous1:03 PM

    Pam was missing:

    Derek & the Dominoes