Wednesday, December 09, 2009
Lou loves a good Company Xmas Party ..looks like the folks at Main Man dropped a few Mandrax under the Mistletoe, and before he leaned in to tongue kiss the Thin White Duke, he found 'em.
"Iggy, that was Bolivian Marching Powder on those doughnut holes shaped like snow men, not powdered sugar ! They're waiting for you on the interview set. Where's your shirt? Did you just cut yourself with the fruitcake knife? Does anybody have a paper towel?"
"David, the bennies were right next to the holiday Jelly Bellies..hope you didn't mix them up. Mr. Cavett is waiting..now here's your cane....no not the snorting kind...get out on the stage! Your hair looks Purp..er, perfect."
Ahh...the Xmas party that never was......let's be careful out there everyone. No Kris Kringle keg stands, tinsel covered toots in the corporate bathroom stall, Jingle Bell Jager bombs with the decades younger secretaries, or Karaoke on crank this season. Just say no to the eggnog. Its usually always spiked.
I am merely poking fun, since these three fine gentlemen are good, clean and wealthy 30 years later...but now using canes, walkers or golf carts for their morning stroll around their summer estates.
Happy Holidays to Main Man's main men.......
Posted by Seano at 3:43 PM